About the Songs

"Love it! Want more of it! Great sound & a lovely evening," Bob & Eileen, Keltic House, Fishkill

Scientific research of auditory aphrodisiacs

After much psychoanalysis, Dr. Ivan (unlicensed psychologist & self professed Guru of Love) has been able to decipher the meaning behind the dangling success's songs and determine why they have this aphrodisiac effect on so many listeners. Below are the findings from his research.

Slick Romance – “Men often think they have the inside information on romancing their spouse. Oh yes, those slick one-liners that our mates have heard way too many times, that “oh baby” smirk that men think makes their women melt, and the pink box from Victoria Secret, may lead men to think that we got romance down to a science. However, women mostly find it “cheesy and cute” and play along, appreciating the attempt nonetheless. So much for Slick Romance guys!”

Secret Admirer – “Do you ever watch the person you call your partner and secretly start undressing them with your eyes? Sometimes we forget to mention to our partner that we still find them absolutely irresistible. We fall out of the habit of saying, “you look soooo hot tonight!” Yet, we still catch a glimpse of them and get those urges. Well, it’s time to tell that person that you still have those feelings for them. You’ve just been their Secret Admirer for a while.”

Mischievous Kiss -- "The mood and swing behind this song are clearly such that can only be described as the type of kiss that a lover plants on their mate in a very unexpected fashion in order to distract the receiver of the kiss from being able to concentrate on a task at hand. An example may be the surprise kiss a wife may give a husband just as he leaves for work, and that will have him thinking of her all day and wondering what to expect when he returns home. Or possibly the kiss a husband may give his wife in the kitchen after dinner which gives her the same sense of anticipation, and that may explain why the kids were put to bed fully clothed that evening."

Neanderthal Ballet -- "This is clearly a song dedicated to all those clumsy male lovers who, despite no ability, nonetheless are determined to be a Romeo romantic. Yes, as he waltzes you across the floor, your new shoes will get scuffed when he awkwardly steps upon them. As he prepares your dinner, he may burn the potatoes and spill the gravy on your dress in a desperate attempt to serve you. But as he performs this Neanderthal Ballet, he has won your heart!"

Risky Behavior -- "Everyone at one point or another has found themselves frisky with their lover in not the most appropriate of places! Its okay to get caught up in the moment. It’s even more delightful when, after many years together, these naughty little urges still appear. But don’t throw caution too far, because explaining to the children why the nice policeman escorted you home is not always so comfortable.”

Lipstick Marks – Any romantic evening that includes dinner and movie could result in red lipstick marks on the collar of that starched white shirt. As nice as the memories are that come rushing back when we notice these marks, when the day-to-day chores of laundry roll back around, those memories fade into thoughts of a good detergent or stain remover. This song is more about the memories and less about laundry!

Nocturnal Submission -- "We have always experienced a night when you are just plain tired. So as you cuddle up on the couch and zone out in front of the television, you suddenly feel a soft and tender touch. That touch feels oh-so-good and despite your fatigue, you submit and follow your lover’s lead. Its amazing how the right tender touch can inspire romance even after a disastrous day of grumpy clients, spilled coffee and less than cooperative children!”

Chillin' -- "As you chill out after a long day, the couch and the television may seem like your best friend. That is until your lover snuggles up beside you and begins teasing you into a nice state of relaxed frenzy, or, as we call it in the profession, a state of 'low impact romance.' It’s the perfect combination of relaxation and romance ... just what the doctor ordered!"

Arabian Nights -- "This song is the perfect fantasy, one in which you either play the part of the Arabian Princess being saved from the Bedouin pirates, or her savior. The gratitude of the princess and the reward given to the prince who saves her tend to be the best parts.

Singee -- "There is always that special something that our lover does that drives us wild. Whether it’s a certain look or maybe a certain behavior, within seconds we can feel our body temperatures rise. This could be triggered simply by the way our lover enters a room when they are all dressed up. But whatever it is, we don't just get hot, we get singee hot!”

Chilled Champagne -- "There is nothing that sets the mood better than seeing a bottle of champagne on ice waiting to be shared by two special people. That's how this song begins, but very quickly you can tell the euphoric feeling and passion that transforms the mood once the champagne is consumed. Many nights to remember start just this way."